"Bad shop owner behavior here. Can't shoot a photo of a piece of furniture to your spouse back home to make a purchase decision - even if you ask permission. No sale!"
"Try Mama Rosa's lasagna - it's the best ever! And I mean the best ever."
"Don't try to order hotdogs without fries - it's not allowed even if you're willing to pay full price and just don't want to waste food. Unhappy Diabetic."
"Try the staff - they took great care of my corneal abrasion and had me back on the river fly fishing in no time. Incredible experience from greeting through care."
"Try front row center - it's awesome!"