"Don't touch the cats, they jig"
"The spot for being poolside, playing poker, watching UFC, and generally having an awesome time. Bam."
"Wrap your lips around some sirloin strips dipped in ranch."
"Try the sushi pizza...its wicked tasty."
"The waitresses are all ridiculously hot/cute/french. Bingo."
"Best Spinach Dip I have ever eaten"