"Half the gas pumps are broken."
"4/2/12, banana peppers and spinach have been available for at least 6 months..."
"They closed the Puma outlet and the scrubs store...I'm done making the trip down here from the city!"
"The popcorn salt comes out realllly fast."
"Don't ever come here if you're in a hurry. There's no way this food could ever be called "fast.""