"Don't go anywhere else but here. Seriously. These guys are honest, fast and fair."
"The chicken fried steak isn't nearly as good since Jim's kids ruined the joint by switching to Sysco. The Frontier Burger is still awesome though."
"Watch out! The arm rests on the comfy chairs stick out further than you expect & will hit your elbow, spilling your drink all over your hand & left knee. Your new green cargo pants will be stained."
"The girl screaming about free samples never shuts up and it's really annoying while you're trying to eat."
"Amazing Asian New Year celebrations here."