"Bring cash if you mean to tip... this location will not permit you to add the tip to your charge card receipt."
"Parking here even more nightmarish than the typical Pep Boys. Prepare to park on a nearby street. Also, be careful parking in other businesses' lots - people are tow-happy around here."
"Check out Schumaker's F1 ride from 2004, on display in the front of the store!"
"Do you want to rent a locker at JWC? Be prepared to stay in line for *several* hours before the tokens are scheduled to be distributed. This applies to *any* quarter when locker rentals go on sale!"
"Do some fishing off the end of the pier!"
"At the base of the main spotlight (top center of audience seating) are three carefully placed mini Tootsie Pops. I think they're being used as shims, so don't move them. Rather... just notice them."