"They don't take Starbucks cards but they sell them?!"
"After you get your check, go up to the counter to pay"
"Their doors are rigged to a car alarm so when you enter it sounds like you're breaking in."
"If you go when they're busy, they'll skip on the extras they're supposed to do like vacuum and proper tire pressure. Of course on the invoice it's checked off as done"
"Update: They accept credit cards now!"
"If you can't find what you want, ask an employee if there's a bigger Dick's"