"The wifi password is houstondallas"
"it takes a special kind of woman to feel comfortable in this bar."
"When relaxing at the fiddle and whistle, order a drink from any of the bartenders. They are all my favorite."
"grab a 32oz corona from the cooler and order one of their enormous burritos. great food but your friends will hate you in about an hour."
"Order a Moscow Mule, it comes in a copper mug."
"the banana bread beer is awesome."