Perry Wilson

"Make sure you try the sandwich. It'll keep you coming back for more!"

"Order your hot dog, but ask them to peel the skin off for you. Changed my life"

"The light rail smells like piss because people piss on it"

"Don't put fruit punch in your water cup. Otherwise Navajo Joe (aka big Indian guy) will call the cops on you"

"Get the Bologna and chopped onions"

"Don't use the bed at Noll Estates. Trust me"