"It's all about the cupcakes. Good food too."
"Years ago it was not uncommon to borrow a cup of sugar from a neighbor. I have neighbors from whom one could likely borrow a cup of vodka. Partying all night. No morning person should live here."
"New noises from above include random shouts and grunts. Not sure if guys are fighting or watching soccer."
"Expect to have sleep interrupted by evil feral child living somewhere near the elevators... that and what sounds like a game of marbles being played w/bowling balls coming from upstairs."
"The upstairs neighbors constantly pound on their floor & the people directly across have always-open blinds looking in but otherwise all is ok."