"Don't go here. Went for happy hour. We were the only customers and no one would wait on us at the bar."
"No mint on Derby Day and they have Mint Juleps on their menu."
"So much fun here when they're not home."
"Food is hit or miss. Usually miss."
"Food us hit and miss. Usually miss."
"Just checked in and can already tell I chose the wrong hotel. Slow front desk, slow elevators, wrong room...and three guys in hotel uniforms just standing around behind a busy front desk."