"Horrible customer service!"
"Did you know that U$C stands for "University of $econd Chioce"?"
"UCLA school of Law is undoubtedly one of the premier institutions of legal learning in the United States. In addition, it's location is ideal and the quality of education is top-notch."
"What's up with the watery shakes this place?"
"Ask for Alberto. He's skilled and conscientious."
"Don't bank here! The fees are horrendous and customer service is usually bad."