"The weight room's smell has become suffocating."
"Approach carefully. Known to be highly guarded by biscuits pit bull and guns"
"Just had a panic attack. Ordering here will give me stress dreams."
"WORST hand dryers in vegas! Wash ur hands in the casino!"
"Whatever you do, don't let drew dress you! Haha"
"Everyone on 5 is amazing, excpt for the agency nurse julius. He literally doesn't tell you what he's giving u and if u ask he remains silent. I'm AT THE MERCY OF JULIUS"