"When did they put in cameras in the park? All for public safety but, WOW! Guess the park isn't so safe anymore."
"Bring back the Maple Pancake Sausage Bites!"
"Who is Angela? She doesn't live here."
"Don't expect the doors to be open a hour before they close. You'll have to use the drive-thru."
"Did you find the bonus onion ring in your order of fries? Post it up!"