"Good things are happening around here, around the clock - get your business in, too!"
"The Guardian Angels have developed an appreciation for the security here - they won't let some lame drunk stumble into you and wreck your night. And, don't you be that lame drunk, either! ;-)"
"Best falafel I've EVER had. Sorrel soup? Amazing!"
"Need a carwash? Park here at night!"
"There is actually soap in the window washing water here!"
"Avoid the food, and park on the street behind for FREE (one side is better: read the signs )."