"Everything is fantastic here, bit DON'T skip out on the bar food in particular."
"Make sure to check out the imported arcade games if you're into that sort of thing!"
"If you can, get a maple bacon biscuit!"
"Check out the video game section, you might be surprised at what consoles they have!"
"Can't beat the $5 chicken burritos on Monday"
"For the heat fans, you can't beat the crybaby burger!"