"Tony is the man.. Ask for him (and a beer!!)"
"These little (well, some large) lizards roam around the grounds. They're friendly though."
"Amazing stag party. Watch out for your old old deer though !!"
"They have animals. You should feed them.. Don't miss the reindeer by the falconry section though. They slobber your hands the most..."
"Free wifi. Room number as user name and first 5 digits of your booking name (lowercase) as password"
"Tiger prawns were great but I had food envy for the lamb cutlets starter (they're huge as well)"