"Eugene is so sexy and super sweet. Going in to see him just brightens my day. The city could use more friendly bartenders like him!!!"
"Skinny waitress gets an attitude when u ask for a certain game...remind that ho its a sports bar and giv her an attitude adjustment. Ho slap"
"John s., u can eat as healthy as u want, u still gonna b ugly!"
"I only get pancakes like once a year. Thats y i said my usual order dillweed. And when u do get pancakes, u have to use butter pecan. Shits the bomb"