"smallest bath this side Oompa Loompa land... Don't be making plans for a sharing a romantic bath with your partner. Can't see why Lenny Henry loves them so much..."
"The original and best ride here! Front row all the way :)"
"Look in amazement at the RAF training bombing strip across the estuary..."
"Try not to laugh at the Polish girl on reception with the high pitched nasal voice, she can talk for ages without pause to breath lol"
"Welcome to Welcome Break... Please leave your wallet/purse at the exit..."