"Waitresses are total bitches. Wouldn't answer a simple question and gave us the stink eye until we left. Serves us right for trying to order beers, we are such awful people!"
"I came one day and got the Muffeletta Poboy and it was meh, but I came back the next day and got the Eggs Stanley and was amazed! I don't normally like oysters, but they were great!"
"Second time here, second disappointment. First time had horrible Shepherd's Pie. This time got bread pudding. Nobody can tell me what kind of nuts are in it, not worth a possible hospital trip to see"
"Got here before they opened to get an oil change an tire rotation. They told me about 40 minutes. I took a half hour walk and when I got back my car hadn't been touched! Kind of pissed!"
"Every time I drive in here I hear the theme from Jurassic Park playing in my head as I pass through the gates. Surprisingly few tyrannosaurs inside, however!"