"Fantastic little gem, eat on the terraza in the summer... And have the risotto scampi"
"The very best in naff kitsch decor, time for an update? If you want the restroom, keys with the attendant-and no wifi"
"Be mayor, it annoys tony"
"Jerry Seinfeld is rubbish, obtuse and dull. Nice party though!"
"Complain about the service and you get free wifi!"
"Always pay homage to the Erm"