"Always Yummo and Jade is the best"
"Worst kolaches ever; totally tasteless and undercooked."
"Buyer beware.. the woman in the printing section would just as soob spit on you than help you. She is too busy GBC binding an order to help a returning customer reorder some custom sales forms."
"Wow watch out for the rude women shopping here, they will knock you down to get in the door durring a sale!"
"Spicy Roast Beef is mighty tasty!"