"Carri always makes it a good night."
"Ryan, Katie, and Jordan rock. They make going to Walgreen's hilarious, and they're down to earth. Give them a "9" on a survey, since Walgreens doesn't find the metric system efficient and 9 is best."
"Try grandma's candy dish."
"Try the Vimto soda. Hard to come by and an excellent import."
"Ask Tom what "derp" means."
"No sugar cookies? Seriously?"