"Don't forget to use a coaster! :)"
"Beware of the vicious dogs :)"
"Little lonely nowadays without Seth, but help yourself to beer in the basement and movies on demand"
"Check out the spaciousss closet and variety of odd scarfs!! Don't be scared of the toilet after noises!"
"Hey guys, check out the wall blankets!! Warm, fuzzy and extra large"
"10 computers, and sometimes maybe 4 or 5 work."