"Joker IPA and Career Augustus on tap."
"Spicy veggie burgers FTW."
"The cash machine is usually out of £10 notes, so be warned."
"If you're a gent, and you need to use the toilet, go across the way to the Newyearfield, as one stall doesn't lock and the other is permanently locked."
"A great place to pick up the elusive root beer, and other delicious things!"
"Nice re-furb, the place is less sticky."