"Not only are they show, but they can't get an order right to save their lives!"
"Easily the cleanest chipotle I've ever been to in my life. Friendly staff as well! Perfect one two punch!"
"I don't come here often, but when I do...dos equis and red headed sluts do the trick!"
"John Calo has the greatest basement ever."
"People still can't park for anything here...damn."