Husband, Dad, soccer player, iPhone addict, and live music enthusiast. Usually not in that order, just ask my wife and my daughter...what's-her-face. ;)
"Don't forget to get your free* fruit!*Free fruit is available between the hours of 11AM - 1PM every Tuesday. Fruit is limited to 2 pieces per employee and is limited to the fruit of the day."
"Legend has it, if you find a package of Oatmeal Scotchies cookies, grab them quick, as they will provide the hunter good luck. Also, they are a party in your mouth."