Patrick Carlson

"Try the sea salt vanilla ice cream!"

"Be careful entering Dan's room: you might get an eyefull of flesh!"

"It helps if you don't pronounce it chicken "saytay""

"MiMi is one of the nicest stylists I've had at a hair cuttery."

"The cube across from Bill Peterson's office is usually stocked with snacks including peanuts, pop tarts and rice crispy treats."

"There's always a bunch of cold drinks in the downstairs refrigerator."