"Rude as shit here. Much more interested in gossiping and looking out the window than helping. Take a xanax before coming"
"Classiest men's urinarium I've seen in a while. No pic, just trust me #patrickmarthur"
"Not a strip club, its a headshop, damnitt"
"Pretty sure it is or was Isabel deli. Says it on the ATM"
"Come packing debauchery in your soul bag or don't come at all."