"$44 to run a 4 week FIXTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME statement and they file the proof at City Hall for you."
"All organic proteins from Whole Foods"
"Have the huevos rancheros the way the server likes it-with chorizo and avocado but go ahead and ask for a few tortilla chips for crunch."
"See what it takes to get a defaced dollar bill placed on the ceiling."
"Come get your hair done by master hair cutter and colorist ZEON. Ask for the 4square special when you check in!"