"Not very much garden. Quite a lot of sky."
"There is some excellent 'bants' to be had. This new place appears to be extinguishing the spirit of the Costa across the road."
"Try the chocolate cheese sardines. The perfect accompaniment for a family outing!"
"I love the cock and so do you"
"I don't know what all the fuss is about the staff were very friendly and offered me a towel."