Preemal Patel

"Best lavatories in London bar none"

"Good ambience downstairs. Disappointed that we were unable to order the fabled lollipop chicken as it is only available upstairs. Indian restaurant, but no Indian waiters/waitresses."

"Fixed a room overnight last minute which was handy. However very poor flow from the shower, undermining the quality of my experience. 7/10."

"Cosy library and comfy sofas. Slightly concerned about being snooped on by the cctv camera in the corner. Friendly staff but the wine recommendations were a little bizarre. 8/10."

"Atrocious service, forgot to bring out our croissant, spilt tea and hot chocolate everywhere and plagued the resident wasp. 4/10. Sorry."

"Great venue. Salad starter was sub par. Toilet 8/10. Could have been higher but for the heavy doors that almost took my arm off. Excellent service courtesy of Gary. Ask for the medium spicy Tilapia"