"Eh... Decent pedicure, but kind of slow. 2/5"
"The basement of the 5 Rose Ave building turns into an amazing jazz club speakeasy every Wednesday! Very laid back. $5 (donation) drinks. Cash only. Enter from back parking lot and head downstairs."
"Don't do will call, you get screwed out of the line!"
"Go to Rubio's instead if you're looking for tasty fish tacos. The ones here are blandddd! But probably healthier?"
"Don't forget your coupons!!"