"My grampy went to Nam and lost his hand!! Should have gone here instead because the food is two thumbs up!"
"This is only for sweeties and baby babes that i loves. Also cuties are welcome."
"Check out El Pelon's secret menu. I've tried their fish sandwich, cheeseburger, and clam chowder. I heard the calzone is better than their burrito."
"Buy the $5 gallons of milk. The massive $1.50 markup is tax deductible!"
"Ask to ride on the train conductor's lap."
"Take steroids they work great."