"Beware the Auto Center: they will scratch up your brand new rims and then feint responsibility."
"Mango habanero quarter pounder!"
"Flight cancelled? Might as well get drunk!"
"Worst.McDonald's.EVER! Food takes much too long to be ready and still be called "fast food". The third time I've ever had food poisoning was because of this location."
"Obviously you should get some wings, but a surprisingly delicious vegetarian choice is the black bean burger with your favorite wing sauce on it!"