"This is the ultimate refined haircut experience."
"Poorly staffed. Smells like human waste"
"The manager lied to me about pricing and was unhelpful and rude when I caught her in the lie as asked her to fix it"
"The waiter inappropriately touched two of our female friends. I had to physically remove the hand of a waiter after his third attempt to touch my girlfriend. Thanks for being a creep Javier."
"My chicken must have been frozen or not cooked properly. Incredibly chewy and unpleasant"