"Try winking at the waiter for some extra nandos fun round the back"
"SPECIAL OFFER!!!! Rim jobs £5 each or 4 for £20"
"Stay away from the pasta it's made by Ginger people"
"Be careful when asked if you want your rim cleaning, they don't always mean your wheels"
"When in showers ask for a prison special from the Audi boys"
"Take your time there's loads of car spaces"