"Chocolate coke with light ice. It makes my day!"
"This joint doesn't take card! Gah!"
"They accept credit card. I was worried it would be cash only."
"Skip breakfast here & walk to Dunkin' in the parking lot."
"Avoid room 221. Tv seems stuck on black & white."
"Don't bother reserving tables because it means absolutely nothing. They will tell you that you have them then treat you like shit when you show up."