"Here's a tip: DON'T bring an infant into a dark, cold, alien place that you can't leave for an hour and a half. Parenting FAIL."
"Have a (fried) cinnamon roll. They're the best I've ever had. And I have eaten many a fried pastry, let me tell you."
"Get here earlier than I did next time there's a big free show."
"Try the Libertarian this month (May 2011). Like libertarianism, it's sooooooo good at first, and then the reality of it leaves you sick to your stomach."