"This place saved my bacon when I needed a bottle of stout for a recipe. Highly recommended!"
"When meeting with a banker and they ask you if you would like something to drink, don't ask for a Capri Sun. Security will escort you out almost immediately."
"There is a deep, dark magic here. Make haste, heroes!"
"The hot tub was invented here. More accurately, it was conceived here. ^o^"
"Nachos can be used as currency here. For example, three nachos will get you a cigarette. Four nachos will get you a dinosaur egg. Five nachos is just askin' for trouble. Don't be so flashy."
"Don't be alarmed when you're asked to lean forward when getting your hair washed. It's magical to the max!"