"The mushroom edamame dumplings are life changing. The carrot ginger soup is fabulous and I love that they give you soup as an amuse-bouche."
"The best salad selection in all of the land. Also, the Hawaiian Punch with jalapeños instead of the Canadian bacon. Nom."
"Gone are the days of India Mahal, but here are the days of fabulous, fresh Indian fare."
"The monkey boy mostly tastes like amoxicillin."
"Women's restroom has aqua net and delicious lotions."