"If you don't like Christian music while you eat, go someplace else."
"Thai Hot is HOT! Hotter than anything at the Mexican places in town and hotter than Ming's 'extra spicy'."
"If you can, try the duck!"
"WARNING: they sneak nasty mustard between your patty and bottom bun in burgers *gack*"
"The tables here are nasty, not dirty, just nasty. The food is also rather costly. $9-$13 for an entree that only comes with one side and no salad."
"We eat here because mexi-wing has roaches that come out in daylight."