"Be sure to say hi to "Poodle" in your next visit....."
"Watch out for all the darkies out after dark, and you should be pretty fine.....lolz"
"She might only be 4 ft tall, but man does she have a set of lungs on her..... Not to mention being able to talk with a mouthful of marbles under wet cement"
"Watch out for staff member Katarina, who likes falsely accusing paying customers of theft....."
"Self service checkouts are quick and easy, and you won't have to deal with others in front of you being slow....."
"come for the people company, stay for the furry company ;)"