"Bartender could use a lesson in manners and customer relations."
"Drinks are watered-down and the music is old. Avoid!"
"Lackluster cuisine considering the price."
"Great, affordable modern Japanese fare. Try the Zenya tea!"
"The Texican Whopper is intriguing, but ultimately not recommended"
"Look for the plush cow. As creative's unofficial mascot, he's always up to something new!"