"35 minute security line. What a joke."
"When they say 'last call' they actually mean, "be at the bar 10 minutes ago so we can ignore you a bit longer because we are horrendously under-staffed""
"A Cuban so good I drooled on myself trying to eat it."
"Showed up at 1:50 for a 2 oclock appointment. It's 2:27 and I'm still waiting..."
"There is nothing here that isn't delicious; stromboli, wings, pizza and the gyros....can't go wrong."
"Nicely settled into their new office, Relationship One specializes in demand generation and marketing automation. Not to mention the great view of the nature reserve from the conference room!"