"Don't eat the chicken! It's not chicken"
"The kitchen lost our ticket so our food took forever to come out but management was very accommodating and comped all of our food!!"
"Great 45 minute workout guaranteed to make you stronger after going a few weeks!"
"Get the Chef's choice sashimi...raw lobster tail with garlic oil. Amazing!"
"Black raspberry chocolate chip fro yo is delish!"
"Get the popcorn...wicked good!"