"Order a raspberry margarita from Chris upstairs then get yo nachos from Rob. Now."
"Don't bother if you're trying to buy children's pajamas for a boy in a size larger then a 7 and smaller than a men's small"
"Home is where the Xbox is."
"Ask for Chad. And DO try the raspberry margarita. They muddle fresh raspberries in it!"
"The food here is DELICIOUS, especially the pumpkin cookies!"
"Avoid the dragonborn--he's kind of a dick."