"Wear a jacket. It's cold outside!"
"You can't have drinks outside in the courtyard :("
"When your college organises a free meal don't be polite and wait your turn. Elbows up, chest out and just push right in there or prepare to go hungry."
"Wanted signs have been posted with an image and description of a man. Do some stretches before leaving your room so you are ready an warmed up to run away if you see him!"
"Don't go out after midnight, that's prime time for possum play. And by play, I mean a game the possums play where they contract rabies and tally up the number of people they can infect."