"Best calzones ever but the night shift guy is a dumb ss and wont maake them cause he's to lazy......points deducted for that"
"Don't expect to be happy here. I've never been in such a moapy restaurant like this."
"Pumpkin cheesecake concrete mixer is to die for. Yummy"
"You should try the white pasta. Yummy"
"Brents not joking. He tried taking me out the first time I used my key at our apartment, so don't laugh."
"Try the new pretzel sandwich, its awesome"