"Make sure you check for toilet paper before you get comfortable.... It sure isn't cool to get caught unprepared!"
"Good internet jukebox, games are always on, slot machines, pool, darts, good times"
"Cheapest produce around, spend 5$ in produce for entire week! Bypas the front shop and go to the back for cheaper produce. Large eggs for $1.50 a carton."
"Do yourself a favor, get out now before you get stuck there for all 4yrs of high school.... Class of 07"
"Beware of Gail, she is a talker and you will need assistance breaking away from that & Ladies beware of leaving your thongs or pants on the floor, Billy dog will eat the vagina section out"