"Everything is good, but try the truffle popcorn as a snack."
"Doesn't offer the Deal-of-the-Day, and I think prices are generally inflated. Avoid."
"Diego in the pool bar is adorable, as are Adrian, Emily, and Carina on the entertainment staff :) xoxo"
"$20 for a day pass during the week, more on weekends - but you can put it towards food/ drink."
"MOVE BACK. And don't shuffle along people; you're not going to the gulag. We're all ostensibly trying to get where we're going at a clip faster than a turtle."
"Departure times are clearly guidelines, so don't bother rushing to catch one at a posted time. Just go when ready to leave, and something should show up sometime... 3:22, 3:50, you know, whenevs."